My wife threatened to leave me if I kept using StarWars puns. I guess Divorce is strong with this one.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 97% of you will never get it.
I want to go on a diet, but I just feel like I have way too much on my plate right now
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
My wife just completed a 40-week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12oz.