Why don't skeletons go trick-or-treating? They have no body to go with.
I got fired from the clock factory. I thought putting extra hours in was a good idea.
What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant..
Did you hear about the guy going around stealing sowing machines from the stores? The police said it shouldn’…
Where do you take someone injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.