I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate visitors.
My doctor told me I'm going deaf. The news was hard to hear.
Male bees die after mating. That’s basically their life. Honey, Nut, Cherio
If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan, what is Luke short for? A stormtrooper.
Why do crabs never volunteer? Because they're shell-fish.