If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan, what is Luke short for? A stormtrooper.
What would you say if you had breakfast with the pope? Eggs, Benedict?
Did you hear about the snail that drew and S on his car? Now whenever he drives down the road people say “loo…
What do you call a Mexican who hates protein powder? No whey Jose
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.