There’s a guy going around dipping his testicles into glitter, it’s pretty nuts.
I used to be a pilot, but I got grounded.
Three guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and a genie…
Man “sleeping pills are amazing, I’ve never been so relaxed in my life” doctor “just make sure you’re not tak…
Do not touch must be terrible to read in brail