I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the Energizer Bunny go to jail? He was charged with battery.
My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it's going to be me.
I ran out of toilet paper so I used newspaper. The Times are rough.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the Moon? Great food, no atmosphere.