What do you call an alligator that wants to be a detective? An investigator
What do you call a home with drug addicts at the 50 yard line? A halfway house
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He's all right now.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts out 13 bees onto the count…