What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
Two guys are walking through a forest when they come across a huge hole. 'Wow, that looks deep,' says one. 'L…
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
What did the Bufalo say when his son left? Bison