What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn't stop telling jokes? It was on a roll.
Why do nurses bring red pens to work? Just in case they have to draw blood.
What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, 'That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.' The woman…