Doctor “the problem is that you sit too much during the day” me “I understand” doctor “yes, yes you do”
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.