What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose
I asked my phone: "Siri, why am I so bad with women?" She said: "I'm Alexa you moron."
We thought we'd crept past the Greek king without him noticing. Then my friend saw him look our way. Odysseus?
Geography teacher asked if I can name a country with no R in it. I said “no way”
Pavlov was sitting at a pub. The phone rang and he said, 'Oh no, I forgot to feed the dogs!’