Did you hear about the guy who had is coffee stolen? He got mugged
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prince
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.
I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
Today I started an argument with my wife while riding in an elevator. I was wrong on so many levels.