A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says ‘5 beers please’
What did the two pieces of bread say at their wedding? It was loaf at first sight.
The urge to sing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ is always just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
I divorced my wife because she was cross eyed. We never could see eye to eye. Plus she was seeing someone on…
I got fired from the clock factory. I thought putting extra hours in was a good idea.