Did you hear about the pasta and water? Their relationship was strained
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep biting him. I should have known this would happen. He…
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
Doctor “the problem is that you sit too much during the day” me “I understand” doctor “yes, yes you do”