What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He notices a jar full of money on the counter and asks the bartend…
I asked for breakfast anytime, so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan, what is Luke short for? A stormtrooper.
When I get in to work I immediately hide. Good employees are hard to find.