The bank keeps calling to give me compliments, they keep saying I have an outstanding balance.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
My landlord said he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him my door is always…
The London Eye is made almost entirely of iron. It's a ferrous wheel.
I updated all of my acct usernames to "kenny". Now I have kenny logins