I updated all of my acct usernames to "kenny". Now I have kenny logins
Did you hear about the T-Rex that sells guns? He’s a small arms dealer
What do you call a zombie cooking stir fry? A dead man wok-ing
I think I saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor on Halloween night. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified
I started a business selling mirrors. It's a reflection of myself.