Why are fish so smart? They live in schools.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
A man is sitting at home when a police officer knocks on his door. 'Sir, I'm afraid your dog has been reporte…
My wife looked out the window and screamed that someone stole all the bus stop signs on our street. I said, "…
You know why Jewish guys are circumcised? Because Jewish woman won’t touch anything unless it’s 10% off