How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.
My daughter asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I said ‘no, I didnt even know he could’.
I like to keep a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. It reminds me why I don’t have money in my wallet
Why don’t witches wear under? Because they need better grip