Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn.
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, 'You should've been here at 8:30!' He replies, 'Why? What happe…
My doctor told me I'm going deaf. The news was hard to hear.
My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night, she ended up rolling in the jeep.
Why did the Energizer Bunny go to jail? He was charged with battery.