Why was the broom late? It overswept.
The London Eye is made almost entirely of iron. It's a ferrous wheel.
A man fell straight through a window yesterday and walked away completely unharmed. Must have been paneless.
I told my wife I'd synced her phone. She was furious when she found out I'd actually just thrown it in the ri…
Did you hear about the guy who gets mad when they don't have any bread? Lack toast intolerant.