My wife and I share the same sense of humour. We have to....She doesn't have one.
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate visitors.
What do you call a zombie cooking stir fry? A dead man wok-ing
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.
A new species of deer has been discovered that can jump higher than the average house. The average house can'…