Why aren't grapes ever lonely? Because they come in bunches!
My wife thinks I dont give her enough privacy, at least thats what she said in her diary.
What do you call someone who can't stick to a diet? A desserter.
I bought a 65-inch TV for $5 because the volume was stuck on 10. I just couldn't turn it down.
I think I saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor on Halloween night. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified