I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter. Which sucks because he had a great fall.
What do you call James Bond taking a bath? Bubble 0-7.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said 'Go on.' Then he shouted, '…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He notices a jar full of money on the counter and asks the bartend…