Thank God for nipples, without them boobs are pointless
A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. The bartender says 'If you want punch, you'll have to wait i…
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 97% of you will never get it.
What do you call a sleep walking nun? A Roman Catholic.