What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were firs dating!?" So I took her to dinner a…
What happens to robots after they go defunct? They rust in peace.
I saw my ex-wife across the museum hall, but I felt too self-conscious to say hello. There was just too much…
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.