Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What do you call a guy laying on the floor in front of a door? Matt!
To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, 'That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.' The woman…
My friend thinks he's smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at…