Geography teacher asked if I can name a country with no R in it. I said “no way”
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
I like to keep a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. It reminds me why I don’t have money in my wallet
What do you call an explosive monkey? Baboom
A boy asks his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' 'That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that ove…