Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4, it'd be a chicken sedan!
The shovel was a ground breaking innovation
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
My wife thinks it's weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm. It would be a lot less weird i…
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can't read anything.