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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out, had a few drinks, nice guy. He’s a w…
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.