I went to MacDonald's and ordered 2 large fries. They gave me around 75 tiny ones instead.
What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public? A private tutor.
What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
I turned down a job that paid in vegetables. The celery was unacceptable.