What did the egg yell at the frat party? Omlette!
I think I saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor on Halloween night. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified
Why did the chicken go to the gym? To work on his pecks
My wife just completed a 40-week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12oz.
What genre are national anthems? Country.