Why did the chicken go to the gym? To work on his pecks
I'm not saying my wife's cooking is bad, but we use the smoke detector as a timer.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
Why won’t swords go obsolete? Because they’re cutting edge technology.