Don’t fart at an Apple store, they don’t have windows.
How did the piano get locked out of its car? It lost its keys.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
My friend thinks he's smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at…
What did the yoga instructor say when the landlord wanted to evict her? Namaste