What did the yoga instructor say when the landlord wanted to evict her? Namaste
A thief broke into my house middle of the night to look for money. So I got up and looked with him.
What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public? A private tutor.
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at l…
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.