Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the street? It got stuck in the crack
My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said 'Go on.' Then he shouted, '…
What do you call a place full of caged vegetables? A zoo-chinni
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.