My marriage is like a fine wine. It started out in a nice house and ended up in a box.
Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It's called wedding cake.
A man goes to a doctor and says, 'Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.' The doctor asks, 'What do you mean?' T…
How do you get an astronaut's baby to stop crying? You rocket.
The bank keeps calling to give me compliments, they keep saying I have an outstanding balance.