I told my suitcase we aren't going on vacation. Now it's just sitting there, all packed with nowhere to go.
What kind of tea is difficult to swallow? Reality
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it's going to be me.
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate visitors.