A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, 'A beer please, and one for the road.'
A man fell straight through a window yesterday and walked away completely unharmed. Must have been paneless.
Bruce lee had a vegan brother named Broco Lee
I started a band called '1023MB.' We haven't gotten a gig yet.
What did one boob say to another? If we don’t get support they’ll think we’re nuts.