I started a band called '1023MB.' We haven't gotten a gig yet.
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns. "OK,"I said, "Alpaca my ba…
My doctor said that I might die because I accidentally consumed clay. I'm shitting bricks to be honest.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why arnt koalas actual bears? They don’t meet the koalafications