Jesus loves you is a wonderful thing to hear in church, terrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison
Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow I wi low…
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.