What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
Her: "Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over." Me: "Our relationship is what? Over."
I asked for breakfast anytime, so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, 'That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.' The woman…