Why do you burry a lawyer 10 feet deep instead of 6? Because deep down they really are good people.
What do you call a pile of cats? Meotain
Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo lighter. One’s really heavy and the others a little lighter.
A locksmith had to go to court to give evidence last week. Apparently he was the key witness.