Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
What do you call a smoothie with a lot of granolla? A roughie
I bought a 65-inch TV for $5 because the volume was stuck on 10. I just couldn't turn it down.
What would you say if you had breakfast with the pope? Eggs, Benedict?
My friends keep asking me to tell jokes about retired people but none of them work.