I'm not saying my wife's cooking is bad, but we use the smoke detector as a timer.
Dated a Swiss girl once, broke up with her soon as I got to her home town. There were just too many red flags
Why did the data base administrator leave his wife? She had 1 too many relationships.
Why was the broom late? It overswept.
Why do sex workers wear high heels? So they dont sell themselves short.