A man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him. His condition is stable.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
How do you count cows? With a cowculator
I was at the doctors and a woman runs in screaming “Dr! Dr! Help me quick I’m shrinking”. The dr says “whoa o…
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.