What do you call a Mexican who hates protein powder? No whey Jose
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
What did one leaf say to the other? I'm falling for you.
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, 'You should've been here at 8:30!' He replies, 'Why? What happe…