My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns. "OK,"I said, "Alpaca my bags"
Why don't lions eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
I’ve never believed in chiropractors, but now I stand corrected.
Pavlov was sitting at a pub. The phone rang and he said, 'Oh no, I forgot to feed the dogs!’
What kind of house weighs less than others? A light house