How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
My marriage is like a fine wine. It started out in a nice house and ended up in a box.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it's going to be me.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the Moon? Great food, no atmosphere.