I am Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. The bartender says 'If you want punch, you'll have to wait i…
Why did the Energizer Bunny go to jail? He was charged with battery.
Every time Einstein masturbated it was a stroke of genius.
I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad. I'm a faux pa.